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TOP 10 REASONS CLIMBING IS BETTER THAN SEX... 10. CHOICE OF NOVICE OR EXPERT ROUTES
9. A CLIMB CAN LAST ALL DAY
8. GUIDEBOOKS TELL YOU HOW MANY VISITORS HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE YOU
7. CAN PICK THE LENGTH AND DIAMETER OF YOUR ROPE
6. THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BACKING YOU UP IN CASE YOU FALL OFF
5. YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR PROTECTION BEHIND FOR THE NEXT GUY
4. LOTS OF TIGHT CRACKS
3. IT'S NOT CONSIDERED KINKY TO WEAR A HARNESS
2. THE ONLY RUBBER YOU WEAR IS ON YOUR FEET
1. THERE ARE STILL ROCKS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN TOUCHED

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Top 10 Signs You've Picked The Wrong Climbing Partner
Climbing's Not So Famous Last Words
Funniest/Best Route Names
You Know You Climb Too Much When..
Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty In Climbing But Aren't
Top 10 Signs Your Climbing Partner Might Be Dangerous
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Top 10 "Signs" You Should Not Signup For The Next Denali Trip
Signs You’re Not One Of The Better Climbers In Town:
Signs You've Chosen the Wrong Mount Everest Guide
Top 11 Worst Things For Your Belay To Shout To You While You Struggle With The Crux

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